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Liar Liar Pants on Fire

For Immediate Release

Washington, D.C

Secretary of Education Margaret Spellings
escaped serious injury today when the seat of
her pants caught fire without any apparent
source of ignition. The incident occurred in
her office just minutes after she had addressed
the House Committee on Labor and Education with
the oft-repeated statement:

Over the last five years, NAEP testing
demonstrates that 9-year-olds in the
United States have made more progress in
reading than in the previous three
decades combined. Achievement gaps between
white and black students in reading
and math are now the narrowest they have ever

Learn what happened to
Margaret. Read the rest of this late-breaking
story at the url below.

— News Release
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