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A Proposal from Rutabaga

Dear Eggplant,

Thank you for sharing this brilliant innovation in education! I've no doubt
that it will cure all remaining shortcomings in education. Furthermore, the
electrical shocks will probably cure any depression that the teachers might
experience as they are cleansed of any remnants of humanity.

I'd like to recommend a few more uses for this technological advance. CEOs
of financial institutions should receive the mild, electrical stimulus if
they have thoughts of bonuses for themselves or for the institutional
employees who earn above $50,000. The politically powerful should receive
the mild, electrical stimulus if they have thoughts of creating war. And
Arne Duncan should just have his balls zapped off.

Ooops. Guess my pacifism just took a nose-dive. Oh, well.


— Rutabaga
The Eggplant



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