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Why Are All MY TV Shows in Arabic?

TO: DISH Network Technical
FROM: Frantic customer
Date: Tue, 10 Aug 2010 5:15:11
Subject: Arabic?

Why are all my programs suddenly in Arabic?

Where's ER?

Where's Law & Order Special Victims?

Did you sell out to the Saudis?

Does Bill Gates want all schoolchildren to learn Arabic?

Subject: RE: 8024254201
Date: Tue, 10 Aug 2010 13:44:11 -0600
TO: Customer

Dear DISH Network Customer,

Thank you for your recent email regarding your programming.

We are pleased to announce that we have joined Arne Duncan's Race to the Top effort. Early this morning, we performed regular maintenance on several channels to aid in this effort. You may have seen a change in your programming as a result of this maintenance.

We apologize for any inconvenience. All maintenance has been completed.

Think of this as preparing the youth of this country for the Global Economy.

Again, we apologize for any inconvenience and we thank you for being a valued DISH Network customer.

— Susan Ohanian



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