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US Department of Education Alert to Chicken Stuffiing Terrorism
Oscar Oglethorpe, United States Under-Secretary in charge of Detecting Youth Terrorism at the US Department of Education, announced the imminent release of the US Department of Education Guidelines on Approved Chicken Stuffings . "Our mission is to develop and disseminate real-world knowledge about what works best to promote safe and healthy environments in which America's children can learn and develop into workers for the Global Economy."
The U. S. Department of Education is contracting with KBR, Inc. (formerly Halliburton Kellogg and Brown) to inspect all chicken stuffings before they are permitted in schools. "This is part of the USDOE's Logistics Operation Chicken Output (LOCO)," said Oglethorpe.
USDOE guidelines indicate that KBR, Inc. will give preference in hiring to out-of-work teachers. Applications are electronically available for this unique opportunity at www.loco.gov
Asked about USDOE plans for combating snow globe terrorism in the schools, Under-Secretary Oglethorpe said, "We'll get back to you on that."
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