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U. S. Department of Re-Education Ask Bill Division Releases Hegemony Yoke
Press Release
September 1, 2012
U. S. Department of Re-Education, Ask Bill Division
Involuntary Teaching to the Common Core Hegemony Yoke™
Title 666, Chapter 16, Section 76Q, of the Revised Code, Race to the Top, U. S. Department of Education Ask Bill Division
Per the ITCCHY, in order for a Global Economy Relocation Professional™
to place a teacher on an involuntary lesson continuum, the GERP must evaluate the teacher's lesson plans and determine if they are an imminent danger to the youth of America and/or the Global Economy, due to a unwillingness/inability to follow the dictates of the Common Core.
Faculty are reminded that failure to report 20% of the faculty for Common Core violations will result in reassignment of all faculty.
School staff, parents, or passers-by who believe a teacher poses a threat to Common Core alignment, must immediately call the Gates Emergency Phone Number, located on the underside of the toilet in the faculty room. Once the GEP number has been activated, uniformed and armed escorts will come immediately and transfer the teacher to the regional Rectification Alliance Trauma Substation™ for evaluation by a Global Economy Relocation Professional™
If a RATS assessment reveals a teacher under surveillance to be a threat to the Global Economy, he/she will be asked to voluntarily seek appropriate remediation and rehabilitation at an approved facility. If the teacher refuses, all licenses, certificates,coupons, and civil liberties are immediately suspended and the teacher will be transferred to the education delivery wing of GITMO. Formerly known as Camp X-Ray, this newly refurbished facility is now known as Camp TeachComCo™.
Camp TeachComCo™ is a unique facility, employing the latest in teacher realignment techniques.
Late Friday, the U.S. Department of Re-Education Ask Bill Division announced that 893 potential applicants submitting their intent to apply for the new Race to the Top-District program, which will provide $398,842,619.27 to support local reforms that line up to the Common Core, will be processed through Camp TeachComCo™, where applicants will have the opportunity to reify their seriousness and suitability to the Common Core mission of the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, the U. S. Department of Education, National Governors Association, Council of Chief State School Officers, The American Federation of Teachers, the PTA, ASCD, The National Writing Project, Stanford University, Pearson, and lots of other people looking for money from the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.
— Susan Ohanian
The Eggplant
2012-09-01
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