Youth Upchuck Criterion Kink
YUCK, Inc.
2004
District: na
State: na

Choose the answer that best ends each sentence.

1. Robin Hood was not a Standardista because ____.

a) He did not own the forest.

b) He did things backwards, stealing from the rich and giving to the poor.

c) He never paid $2,000 for dinner at a Republican fundraiser.

d) He didn’t make 3rd graders cry.

e) All of the above.

2. You can tell a Standardista has died when ____.

a) He doesn’t shrug when a third grader cries.

b) He doesn’t genuflect when you pull out a Standard and Poor’s report.

c) He doesn’t ask for your SAT score.

d) You see children’s SAT scores ingraved on the coffin.

e) All of the above.